PSA: The best way to survive nuclear holocaust

Michael — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 05:49:31 +0000

And what better teacher to show you how to survive a nuclear blast than a loveable cartoon turtle?

Beauty pageants don’t have any real merit? P’shaw!

Michael — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 06:43:32 +0000

Because I believe that the reason beauty pageants do not seem to have merit to those not in beauty pageants is because the rest of the world and the Iraqs in Africa need America and strong role models from the United, uh, United States to have merit and have them sent to the Iraqian nations of the world so that we can be stronger in the future for our children and for their children in America.

Everything Is A Remix

Michael — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 21:10:58 +0000

Found a really cool site that demonstrates how almost all creativity in society is copied from something else. It’s done quite well. Take a look and then go back and listen to some of your music again.

Part 2 can be found by clicking here, and part 3 is in production right now, as of this writing.

Everything is a Remix Part 1 from Kirby Ferguson on Vimeo.

PSA: Boys, beware

Michael — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 05:36:54 +0000

Be careful. I read in a magazine once that they’re everywhere. And they almost always dress real nice.

Another confusing moment in sports

Michael — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 05:31:57 +0000

I can’t tell if this is racist or not…. I think it is?….

Copy music from iPod To computer for FREE

Michael — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 08:28:13 +0000

Here’s a tutorial I did on how to copy music from your iPod to your computer for free. Zippadeedoodah, right? Right.

Good for you, you little fucker

Michael — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 04:08:29 +0000

Others of us aren’t so lucky. I’m gonna pee pee my bed like it’s nobody’s business tonight.

I’m not a concierge…

Michael — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 15:05:49 +0000

But I’m going to blog as if I am.

I was working at the hotel the other night when a guest came up to me and asked me if I could send a tiger to Russia. I told them “No.”

However, I was able to direct him to the nearest liquor store.

The Human Shitipede

Michael — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 10:18:48 +0000

So, I had no idea this film was available on DVD until I added it to my Netflix queue and had it in my hand a couple of days later. I’m not sure what the big deal about this film is. It’s crap. Horrible. A waste of time. I want 90 minutes of my life back.

And, yet, they’re making a sequel… God help us all.

Check out the horrible teaser video here.

Review: PushTubeViews.com

Michael — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:35:23 +0000

Here’s a cut and paste of a ridiculous conversation I had with one of their idiot reps. Read from the bottom up:

From: Michael Beck
Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:44 PM
To: ‘PushTubeViews’
Subject: RE: Payment received

My point exactly.

And you don’t even understand that you’re only supporting the case against you.

Amazing.

What’s the number of your representative in the US? You say you have representatives in the US, Europe, and Asia. I’d like the number to your rep in the US.

From: PushTubeViews
Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:41 PM
To: Michael Beck
Subject: Re: Payment received

You are so funny.

Visitors come from Asia, Europe, US, Australia.

“plenty of ways to generate fake traffic”: pop ups, pop under, redirection…: do you call those are fake traffic? tell this to other people and see whether they laugh to your face. If those are fake, then what are legitimate? “can quite easily automate click”: if easy then do it yourself. If you tell me lie, then prove it.

“”If what you say is true, then I suspect you won’t have any problem with me creating a video on my own account reviewing your service, then buying “traffic” to increase the number of views. No, you won’t have a problem with it, because you know no one will actually see it. Isn’t that right?”"

That’s what my clients always do, they create a video in their own account and give me the video link.

I’m in Singapore, if you want call me, call me 9432714

On Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 3:19 AM, Michael Beck wrote:

If what YOU say is true, then you would tell me where your “visitors” come from. The burden is not on the customer to prove your service is real. The burden is on YOU, as a supposed legitimate business, to prove to your customers that you don’t fake numbers.

“The Youtube industry?” You obviously are not privy to how it works in the States.

There are plenty of ways to automate and generate fake traffic, regardless if it’s youtube or not. Pop unders, pop ups, 404 redirection, etc. Not to mention that any of the places you get traffic from in these ways can quite easily automate a click. You were lying on your website and you’re lying to me now.

If what you say is true, then I suspect you won’t have any problem with me creating a video on my own account reviewing your service, then buying “traffic” to increase the number of views. No, you won’t have a problem with it, because you know no one will actually see it. Isn’t that right? Or, do I not know anything about “the Youtube industry?”

I ask you again, how do you get your traffic?

If you’re in the US, then provide me your phone number so I can have this conversation directly with you, as well.

From: PushTubeViews
Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2010 11:08 AM

To: Michael Beck
Subject: Re: Payment received

As I mentioned, where’s your basis of telling my service is not real people? If you are in Youtube industry long enough, you should have known that right now there is no way you can use any antomation, as the way you call it, to increase the views.

On Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 2:18 AM, Michael Beck wrote:

My complaint is that your “traffic” is not real people. It’s not real visitors. You’re not specialized in anything except increasing numbers with automation, it seems. You are not sending real visitors.

It “looks” like people visited, but it’s very obvious that this was done with some sort of automation and not by sending real traffic.

Regardless of what you say, I won’t be using your service again. It’s far too deceptive.

From: PushTubeViews
Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2010 5:04 AM

To: Michael Beck
Subject: Re: Payment received

Which kind of activity do you want here? How do you justify that these are not real visitors? You ordered a package of 10,000 channel views, and you even give me your channel link. Why do you want me to increase your video link while order and send me your channel link? If you want your video views increased and the comments increased, order them.

My team members are specialized in providing traffic for youtube videos. I don’t pay them more to comment on your video if you don’t order for them.

Ted

On Sat, Mar 6, 2010 at 12:47 PM, Michael Beck wrote:

I find it hard to believe that these are real visitors. Not one of the videos have been viewed since the campaign started. Not one comment. And not one rating. Nearly 7000 “views” so far and no other activity what-so-ever? I bought this “traffic” for a friend of mine as a gift and to see that there was no change in any other number what-so-ever is disappointing. I would at least expect 10 (or even fewer) comments or ratings as a symptom of having real traffic on this scale.

You can’t possibly be sending real human beings.

How do you get your traffic because I’m very disappointed in the results so far?

From: PushTubeViews
Sent: Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:15 AM
To: Michael Beck
Subject: Re: Payment received

Hi Michael

Thank you for your payment. I will inform you again when the order is done

Regards

Ted.

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