Cooking With Anarchy

PSA: The best way to survive nuclear holocaust

And what better teacher to show you how to survive a nuclear blast than a loveable cartoon turtle?

The Kinky Geek

Beauty pageants don’t have any real merit? P’shaw!

Because I believe that the reason beauty pageants do not seem to have merit to those not in beauty pageants is because the rest of the world and the Iraqs in Africa need America and strong role models from the United, uh, United States to have merit and have them sent to the Iraqian nations of the world so that we can be stronger in the future for our children and for their children in America.

Everything Is A Remix

Found a really cool site that demonstrates how almost all creativity in society is copied from something else. It’s done quite well. Take a look and then go back and listen to some of your music again.

Part 2 can be found by clicking here, and part 3 is in production right now, as of this writing.

Everything is a Remix Part 1 from Kirby Ferguson on Vimeo.

PSA: Boys, beware

Be careful.  I read in a magazine once that they’re everywhere.  And they almost always dress real nice.

Another confusing moment in sports

I can’t tell if this is racist or not…. I think it is?….

Copy music from iPod To computer for FREE

Here’s a tutorial I did on how to copy music from your iPod to your computer for free.  Zippadeedoodah, right?  Right.

Good for you, you little fucker

Others of us aren’t so lucky.  I’m gonna pee pee my bed like it’s nobody’s business tonight.

I’m not a concierge…

But I’m going to blog as if I am.

I was working at the hotel the other night when a guest came up to me and asked me if I could send a tiger to Russia.  I told them “No.”

However, I was able to direct him to the nearest liquor store.

The Human Shitipede

So, I had no idea this film was available on DVD until I added it to my Netflix queue and had it in my hand a couple of days later.  I’m not sure what the big deal about this film is.  It’s crap.  Horrible.  A waste of time.  I want 90 minutes of my life back.

And, yet, they’re making a sequel… God help us all.

Check out the horrible teaser video here.

Review: PushTubeViews.com

Here’s a cut and paste of a ridiculous conversation I had with one of their idiot reps.  Read from the bottom up:

From: Michael Beck
Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:44 PM
To: ‘PushTubeViews’
Subject: RE: Payment received [...]